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Sunday, February 24, 2013
Saturday, February 23, 2013
Mustache
When I was a kid we grew up in a house with my sister, my Mom and Dad and one bathroom. My sister and I shared a room. So there wasn't alot of room for modesty amongst us girls.
So I was really surprised that as my daughters have started going through puberty that are WAY modest. They'd rather me pull their fingernails out than let me see them naked. (Now this isn't true for Carlie who still doesn't have a modest bone in her body.)
So I will ask them questions about how they are "developing". Somewhat to aggravate them and somewhat because I really want to know.
So the other day I asked Madi if she was growing any hair "down there". She blushed and said "NO. I. AM. NOT." Carlie was in the room with us and just busts out in a belly laugh.
She said "Yes, Yes she is!!! She had a towel wrapped around her the other day and the corner of it slipped off and she's growing a little mustache down there!!!"
I about choked on my Diet Coke!!! LOL.
So I was really surprised that as my daughters have started going through puberty that are WAY modest. They'd rather me pull their fingernails out than let me see them naked. (Now this isn't true for Carlie who still doesn't have a modest bone in her body.)
So I will ask them questions about how they are "developing". Somewhat to aggravate them and somewhat because I really want to know.
So the other day I asked Madi if she was growing any hair "down there". She blushed and said "NO. I. AM. NOT." Carlie was in the room with us and just busts out in a belly laugh.
She said "Yes, Yes she is!!! She had a towel wrapped around her the other day and the corner of it slipped off and she's growing a little mustache down there!!!"
I about choked on my Diet Coke!!! LOL.
Friday, February 22, 2013
Where's the Beef?!?!?!
So Madi LOVES Beef Jerky. In fact she insisted that Papaw buy her a giant bag all of her own for Christmas.
The girls always have chatter to tell me when they get home from school and the other day Madi says in an excited voice "MOM, guess WHAT???"
"This girl brought some stuff to school today for all of us to try. It was SO good. It was Goose Beef Jerky!"
So I asked her "Well Madi, was it Goose Jerky or Beef Jerky?" She said "It was GOOSE Beef Jerky!!!"
I told her "Madi, Beef comes from cows. Was it Beef or Goose?" I knew what she meant, I was just giving her a hard time. She thinks about it a minute and then says "Well I guess it was the Beef part of the Goose!".
Thursday, February 21, 2013
The Great Blizzard of '13
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Switch-er-oo
I can’t ever have a get together with Margie without something crazy happening. I left after work on Friday and it was dark for most of my drive down there.
I was listening to my book on tape and cruising along. I’ve been that way before, but I don’t know the area particularly well. Margie calls me on my cell phone. She wants to know if I’m almost there. I go “Well, I think so. There’s a city up ahead.” She says “What do you mean? Are you in Oklahoma yet?” And I go “Ummmmm…..I don’t know! I just know there is a city up ahead and it’s probably Coffeyville.
It wasn’t five minutes later and the low tire warning lit up on my dashboard. The tire didn’t feel obviously flat. Sometimes the light comes on when it’s cold anyway. So I decide to drive on in to Coffeyville. I pull up at the first convenience store. It’s definitely low. I try to put air into it and I hear “Pssssssss…” coming out of the tire. Now I’m in a well-lit place on flat ground, I could change it myself. I call Margie to tell her what happened and then Bob.
I told Bob that I couldn’t decide whether to try to change it myself or call roadside assistance. He goes “Well I can’t help you from here.” Duh??? I know that. I’m just thinking out loud. I decide to call roadside assistance. It was so cool. They found my location using the GPS on my phone. They got my cell phone number from it too. Then they sent me a text stating who was coming to fix my tire, when he would be there and what he looked like!” They later sent me a text asking if the tire had been fixed and was I safely on my way. But anyway….I digress.
Margie is calling several times to make sure that I’m safe, offering to come stay with me until the roadside guy shows up. I talk to Bob and he says “Glad you called roadside assistance. I’m tired so I’m heading to bed. Night.” Wait a minute!!! My bestie is worried about my safety and you are just going to bed without even making sure that I get to her house okay???
When
I go to pick it up, I ask them to give us the new mounted tire and the old one
as well because I have road hazard insurance. It was cold and starting to
sleet, so Margie backs the car up to the loading bay. They throw the tires into
the back of the car and off we go to Margie’s house. Her son, David, offers to
put my new tire on Sunday morning before I head home.
I’m all packed up and he comes back in the house with a funny look on his
face. He says “Guys, there’s an old ruined tire in the back of the car, but
where is the new one?” They had only given us the ruined tire and forgot the
new mounted one. Not only do I not have a good tire, they have my WHEEL too.
LUCKILY the place happens to be open on Sunday or I would have been in a real
mess. I show up and they look rather befuddled but place the new tire on my
mini-van and away I go.Monday, February 18, 2013
Your Cheatin' Heart
I don’t get to have a girls’ weekend with my girlfriends in Oklahoma very often. For some reason, Carlie was very anxious about me going down to Margie’s house for the weekend. I used to travel for work, and they stay with their grandparents all the time, so I wasn’t sure what was up.
Finally the day before I was ready to go, I was working at night on my laptop at the kitchen table. Carlie sits down next to me with a bowl of cereal. I was concentrating on my work, so I wasn’t really paying attention.
Eventually she says “Mom, about this weekend….” On autopilot I reply “What?” Then she said “Please don’t cheat on Dad while you’re gone, okay?”
Now THAT got my attention. I told her “First of all, I would NEVER cheat on your Dad. And why on earth would you worry about that anyway?” Carlie said “Well you said you were going to go down there and have a good time, and I was just worried you’d cheat on him.”
Finally the day before I was ready to go, I was working at night on my laptop at the kitchen table. Carlie sits down next to me with a bowl of cereal. I was concentrating on my work, so I wasn’t really paying attention.
Eventually she says “Mom, about this weekend….” On autopilot I reply “What?” Then she said “Please don’t cheat on Dad while you’re gone, okay?”
Now THAT got my attention. I told her “First of all, I would NEVER cheat on your Dad. And why on earth would you worry about that anyway?” Carlie said “Well you said you were going to go down there and have a good time, and I was just worried you’d cheat on him.”
So I finally get to Margie’s. We talk until 1am. I wake up in the middle of the night in a strange bed and someone is in bed with me snoring so loudly it actually woke me up! The is something warm pressed up against me.
I feel around and it is Margie’s Boston Terrier named Murphy. LOL.
I feel around and it is Margie’s Boston Terrier named Murphy. LOL.
When I get home, I told Carlie. “I hate to tell you this. But at Margie’s house, I spent the night with Murphy and I had to kick him out of bed because he was snoring so loudly!!”
For just a second her eyes got wide, and then she narrowed them and said “Don’t mess with me Mom. I think Murphy is a dog.” Smart cookie
For just a second her eyes got wide, and then she narrowed them and said “Don’t mess with me Mom. I think Murphy is a dog.” Smart cookie
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Snow White and the Who?
The other day we were watching Snow White and the Huntsman.
It’s a different spin on the Snow White story, but basically the same. Libby
kept asking these weird questions “Why are there seven little guys there?”
“Those are the seven dwarves?” “Why is she asking that mirror questions?”
Bob finally says “Libby haven’t you heard ‘Mirror, mirror on the wall who’s the fairest one of
all?” Libby says “She doesn’t look very fair to me, she’s being unfair to Snow
White.”
Bob tries again "LIBBY! Haven't you ever seen the movie "Snow White and the Seven Drawves?" She goes "OH!!"
Then Carlie slaps on the back and says "Don't worry, Genious, I got your back. I'll explain it all later!"
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Romance....in it's various forms
Does he get credit or not?
Been married almost 12 years. My Mom asked me what I got for Valentines Day and I told her a bag of chocolate last week. He wanted to get it taken care of early :-)
My friend Margie's Valentine's Day present was being enrolled in open carry class. MEN!!
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Sometimes Ignorance is Bliss
I've been trying to ignore the fact that I am in my 40s now....age is a state of mind and all that.
Even so it has caught up with me. I went to the eye doctor and had to go to bifocals. The cool thing about this is that they have really cool contacts now that blend everything in and you can't even tell the difference.
The bad news is....that I can SEE!!! I left the eye doctor's office and almost screamed when I saw how dirty my dash and steering wheel are.
Now I am afraid to go home and find out what I will SEE there. Very afraid!!!!
Even so it has caught up with me. I went to the eye doctor and had to go to bifocals. The cool thing about this is that they have really cool contacts now that blend everything in and you can't even tell the difference.
The bad news is....that I can SEE!!! I left the eye doctor's office and almost screamed when I saw how dirty my dash and steering wheel are.
Now I am afraid to go home and find out what I will SEE there. Very afraid!!!!
Monday, February 11, 2013
Who's Sonya?
We have always teased Libby over the years about the goofy things she says. She's a smart girl, studies hard and makes great grades...but boy can she say the silliest things!!!
One of the best things about Libby though? She can always laugh at herself. Which gives us the gift of laughing with her.
Libby said she was drawing a mansion in art class. I asked her what it looked like. She said the coolest thing about her mansion was that it had a hot tub AND a sonya!
I gotta tell you...I love hot tubs. But those sonyas are way too hot for me.
One of the best things about Libby though? She can always laugh at herself. Which gives us the gift of laughing with her.
Libby said she was drawing a mansion in art class. I asked her what it looked like. She said the coolest thing about her mansion was that it had a hot tub AND a sonya!
I gotta tell you...I love hot tubs. But those sonyas are way too hot for me.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Time Out
It's been almost exactly a year since I last posted. That was when things with Frank started to really go down hill. I just didn't have the heart to write any more. But this is something that is good for me and I have committed to blogging again. My kids get such joy out of reading the older books I have created from years past. I want them to continue to have those memories. I'm going to back date some posts going back to January, and then I'll go forward from there.
Friday, February 8, 2013
Duck Lips
For whatever reason, this morning I decided that I wanted to post my picture on Facebook in the mirror taking my picture with my phone...like the teens do.
Here is the first one that I posted.
Now I thought this was pretty good and got some comments and likes on Facebook. But then my sister informed me that good self pics on Facebook needed to have "duck lips" so I tried again.
Here is the first one that I posted.
Now I thought this was pretty good and got some comments and likes on Facebook. But then my sister informed me that good self pics on Facebook needed to have "duck lips" so I tried again.
This is not as easy as it looks!!!
HA - Finally! I did one BETTER than the teens. Pic in the mirror in bathroom at WORK - WITH duck lips. Didn't get caught either!! — Notice the potty in the background. Hehehe
Thursday, February 7, 2013
The Pool brand of Stubborn!!
I am tired of the Pool brand of stubborn tonight!!! First
I chase Carlie all over the living room this evening with a wooden spoon trying to get her to clean the living room up. It should have taken 30 minutes. But I had to stand over
her for TWO hours to make her get it all done.
Then Pepaw Pool decided that he
was going to leave the hospital tonight whether he was signed out or not. He
snuck out on them and got in the hallway and wouldn't go back to his room. They
brought him a wheelchair so he wouldn't fall down. He stayed out there FOUR
hours. Bob had Libby with him and Bob was SO tired. He's been trying to visit him Dad twice a day in the hospital and we are taking turns staying with Memaw as she needs 24/7 care.
He told Bob and Libby that if they loved him, they would take him home. Bob told him "Dad you know you can't just walk out of this hosptial without checking out." Pepaw said "No, I don't know that."
I finally went up there at the 3 hour mark and we finally got him back to his
room. I used the Momma-Guilt-Trip skill on him that all women automatically get when they become Mom's. I told him that Memaw knew he was sitting out in the hall and she wouldn't go to bed until she knew that HE was safely in HIS hospital bed. (She knew no such thing....but he didn't know that). Finally about 9:30pm we got him back to his room.
When the doctor came to see him the next morning he told the doctor "You'd just best let me go home today or I'm going to sit outside in the hallway again today until you do."
That's some kind of stubborn. I told him that Carlie gets that from
him!!!
Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Musical Chairs
Friday, Feb 1st, the took Pepaw to the ER by ambulance. He had sores on his legs (from diabetes) that were infected. The infection became sepsis. His blood sugar, blood pressure and fever were fluctating. Saturday Libby had a tournament in Mulvane and both little girls had basketball games. Memaw cannot be left alone, so when he's in the hospital we have to scramble to make sure someone is with Memaw 24/7. So we got the weekend covered and got all of the girls to their games.
Then Monday night, they had to take Memaw to the ER. She had been to the doctor that day and they had changed some of her medicine. Her blood pressure had spiked very high which is particularlly dangerous for someone who has had a stroke. So Bob had already picked Libby up from her basketball practice after school, so she and Bob were already up at the hosptial with Pepaw when Lena called to say they were taking Memaw to the ER.
I was at basketball practice with Madi and Carlie. So Bob took Libby to stay with Amira at Memaw and Pepaw's house while Lena took Memaw to the ER. Memaw was still in the ER at 9pm. They'd told us that they wouldn't admit her but they wanted to run a bag of IV antibiotics through her before they let her go home. Libby needed to go to bed so she could go to school the next day.
So Bob picked up Libby AND Amira and brought them to our house. By the time Memaw was done at 10:30pm, no one felt like trying to get Amira back home. So she spent the night with us. Then Bob took her back to Arlena early the next morning when he went to visit Pepaw before his school started.
Whew!!!
Then Monday night, they had to take Memaw to the ER. She had been to the doctor that day and they had changed some of her medicine. Her blood pressure had spiked very high which is particularlly dangerous for someone who has had a stroke. So Bob had already picked Libby up from her basketball practice after school, so she and Bob were already up at the hosptial with Pepaw when Lena called to say they were taking Memaw to the ER.
I was at basketball practice with Madi and Carlie. So Bob took Libby to stay with Amira at Memaw and Pepaw's house while Lena took Memaw to the ER. Memaw was still in the ER at 9pm. They'd told us that they wouldn't admit her but they wanted to run a bag of IV antibiotics through her before they let her go home. Libby needed to go to bed so she could go to school the next day.
So Bob picked up Libby AND Amira and brought them to our house. By the time Memaw was done at 10:30pm, no one felt like trying to get Amira back home. So she spent the night with us. Then Bob took her back to Arlena early the next morning when he went to visit Pepaw before his school started.
Whew!!!
Thursday, January 24, 2013
Sleeping Beauty
Carlie is 9 years old and she still crawls into bed with us. She's like I was when I was young....she doesn't sleep well and has a bit of anxiety. We seldom let her go to bed with us, but several nights a week she will creep into bed between us in the middle of the night. She doesn't wake either of us up or I might send her back to her own bed.
When she comes to sneak into our bed, she always brings her blanket, and her leopard (Zuri) and usually and eye mask. I have no idea why she likes these so much but she has several and wears them all the time!!
I always buy them the cheap blankets at Walmart every year. They are soft and light and they go on sale for $2.50 each after Christmas is over. That is what Carlie carries around.
When I bought her a new one after Christmas this year, she told me that it took a while for her to attach to a new blanket each year. I asked her how long it took her to get fully attached to the new one and she said "About two weeks!"
One night I was lying still in bed, but I wasn't asleep. I saw the door crack open, but the cats do that all the time when they come into our bedroom. So I just laid there and in a few seconds, I felt something tugging at the covers. I thought, well it must have been the cats and they are down there playing under the covers. I was just about to close my eyes again when I see a head pop up on the side of the bed near the bottom. It was like a spy movie. LOL. I didn't move a muscle as I watched her creep stealthily across the bottom of the bed, climb up towards the middle and snuggle in.
I caught her in bed the other morning. Notice Zuri in the picture, the new red blanket she just got good and attached to as well as the eye mask that makes her look like she has sunglasses on and a bow in her hair. She was sound asleep.
When she comes to sneak into our bed, she always brings her blanket, and her leopard (Zuri) and usually and eye mask. I have no idea why she likes these so much but she has several and wears them all the time!!
I always buy them the cheap blankets at Walmart every year. They are soft and light and they go on sale for $2.50 each after Christmas is over. That is what Carlie carries around.
When I bought her a new one after Christmas this year, she told me that it took a while for her to attach to a new blanket each year. I asked her how long it took her to get fully attached to the new one and she said "About two weeks!"
One night I was lying still in bed, but I wasn't asleep. I saw the door crack open, but the cats do that all the time when they come into our bedroom. So I just laid there and in a few seconds, I felt something tugging at the covers. I thought, well it must have been the cats and they are down there playing under the covers. I was just about to close my eyes again when I see a head pop up on the side of the bed near the bottom. It was like a spy movie. LOL. I didn't move a muscle as I watched her creep stealthily across the bottom of the bed, climb up towards the middle and snuggle in.
I caught her in bed the other morning. Notice Zuri in the picture, the new red blanket she just got good and attached to as well as the eye mask that makes her look like she has sunglasses on and a bow in her hair. She was sound asleep.
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
The World Has Moved On
I was standing at a sink this morning at a training center waiting for the water to come on. I wave my hands around....no water.
Hhmp. I waive them around again....still no water. I probably looked like I was attempting to conduct a symphony.
Finally I realize you actually have to lift the handle!!!! One day I will tell my grandkids about the good old days when you actually had to turn a knob to get water out of a sink and you actually had to flush your own toilets!!!
Hhmp. I waive them around again....still no water. I probably looked like I was attempting to conduct a symphony.
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Nevada or Nebraska? That is the question....
This summer we were in the car discussing where we might like
to go on vacation someday. We talked about Washington, DC and going back to
Disney World.
Eventually the topic of the Grand Canyon came up. Libby said she
would like to go there and it wasn’t so far away…it was only in Nebraska.
Carlie goes “Uh Libby, it’s in Nevada not Nebraska.” We couldn’t convince her.
Finally I asked her if it was in Nebraska, why hadn’t we just run up there to
see it a long time ago. And Libby goes “Oh!”
Friday, December 21, 2012
Dooms Day 12/21/12
For some time now, there has been discussion going on that 12/22/12 would be the last day of existance....according the Mayans who died out thousands of years ago.
On the most feared of days, I decided to brave Walmart.
Sheesh. Walmart on the Fri night before Christmas = human zoo.
This group was having a family reunion in the veggie aisle discussing whether the threat of the world ending or not was already over, because SOMEWHERE....they weren't sure where....it was already 12/22/12. I cleared my throat a few times. Finally elbowed my way in to the baby carrots. You'd think they would get the picture, but oh no!!! I finally had to shout "Would you please move from in front of the BROCCOLI!!!!!"
They were closer to the end of the world than they knew!!!
On the most feared of days, I decided to brave Walmart.
Sheesh. Walmart on the Fri night before Christmas = human zoo.
This group was having a family reunion in the veggie aisle discussing whether the threat of the world ending or not was already over, because SOMEWHERE....they weren't sure where....it was already 12/22/12. I cleared my throat a few times. Finally elbowed my way in to the baby carrots. You'd think they would get the picture, but oh no!!! I finally had to shout "Would you please move from in front of the BROCCOLI!!!!!"
They were closer to the end of the world than they knew!!!
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Christmas Present From Carlie
Carlie's Christmas present to me. It says "Merry Christmas Mommy from your imaginative and very crazy and creative daughter - Carlie or Snicklefritz
She's so modest too!
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